All Fucked Up Again

Caution to the men, this post is going to be about menstrual stuff.

Like I said briefly in a recent post that I ended up taking down shortly after posting, I recently had sex with a guy that I’ve known for a while but only recently have hung out with. When we hung out, I was just finishing my period so didn’t even think we would have sex. I like to joke now that he fucked the period right out of me.

Well, here’s the thing. I am not on birth control because I rarely fuck anyone these days but we didn’t use protection. So, the following day I made the embarrassing trip to the pharmacy to ask for a plan B pill which I have never had to do before.

First pharmacy didn’t even have it, so I just got the judgemental stare and had to move on to the next pharmacist to be judged yet again. Although the second pharmacy had what I needed, it didn’t stop with the look.

This time she had to make a comment about how Plan B didn’t always work on bigger girls. Seriously? Get fucked lady. I felt like asking her what her recommendations were for Plan C – should I throw myself down a set of stairs? What about Plan D? Did they sell coat hangers? I decided to just shut my damn mouth.

The day after taking the pill, I started spotting and four days later my full blown period started again. The fuck? How can you go right back into a period after finishing a heavy ass period? How much blood am I storing in this tank?

For two weeks now over the past month, my emotions have been all over the damn place as a result of this. Like with most women (I think!) I become very sensitive and can usually cry over the smallest thing when it’s that time of month. This is especially heightened with all the shit happening with my MS right now. The new medication and needing to stop drinking.

Needless to say, I’ll be going back on birth control. My damn doctor isn’t free until the 21st though so no dick appointments will be scheduled until after that time.

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